Trump on Beauty
I really understand beauty
I do own Miss Universe, I do own Miss USA
I do understand beauty
The most beautiful building in Las Vegas,
A young and beautiful piece of ass.
Lady Di? Supermodel beauty.
Angelina Jolie? Not a beauty.
Bette Midler? Ugly face and body,
Jennifer Lawrence? A little skin problem, little polka-dots all over the place
Jessica Chastain? Nice actress, but certainly not hot.
Halle Berry? I love her … upper body
My fingers are long and beautiful
I have very big returns, all very beautiful
Trump Tower is as beautiful as when it opened in 1983
My women are more beautiful.
Melania Trump, legendary beauty
Ivanka, one of the great beauties, 6 feet tall, the best body
Ivanka is about to have a beautiful Jewish baby
I’ve had a beautiful campaign
A beautiful southern border wall
As beautiful as a wall can be
A big beautiful door in that wall
A beautiful, wide-open door
I have an absolute way of defeating ISIS, very beautiful
Running for president, beautiful.
When you win, beautiful.
We’re only getting started and it’s going to be beautiful.
Everyone knows how important beauty is to me
It’s no accident I’m so involved with beauty, it’s my brand
Being surrounded by beauty makes me feel great
I deserve it
Beauty rewards people for all their hard work
It can help you rise to higher levels, elevate your understanding
Ways you can bring beauty into your life:
Go out and buy it
Approach it yourself
Others introduce you to it or help you get it.
I’m automatically attracted to beautiful
I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet, just kiss, I don’t even wait
When you have beauty in your life
It can make everything better.
It got a bunch of cool people retweeting it and even a bit of media (hi Brad!), which is nice because it grew out of a very long and arduous news-game project that was, in the end, as disastrous as Hillary’s poll results in the Rust Belt.