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Trump on Beauty


This is a little “uncreative” or conceptualist poem I tweeted back in October 2016. It’s made from (more or less) all the Donald Trump quotes I could find that mentioned the word “beauty”.


I really understand beauty

I do own Miss Universe, I do own Miss USA

I do understand beauty

The most beautiful building in Las Vegas,

A young and beautiful piece of ass.

Lady Di? Supermodel beauty.

Angelina Jolie? Not a beauty.

Bette Midler? Ugly face and body,

Jennifer Lawrence? A little skin problem, little polka-dots all over the place

Jessica Chastain? Nice actress, but certainly not hot.

Halle Berry? I love her … upper body

My fingers are long and beautiful

I have very big returns, all very beautiful

Trump Tower is as beautiful as when it opened in 1983

My women are more beautiful.

Melania Trump, legendary beauty

Ivanka, one of the great beauties, 6 feet tall, the best body

Ivanka is about to have a beautiful Jewish baby

I’ve had a beautiful campaign

A beautiful southern border wall

As beautiful as a wall can be

A big beautiful door in that wall

A beautiful, wide-open door

Beautiful roads

Beautiful highways

I have an absolute way of defeating ISIS, very beautiful

Running for president, beautiful.

When you win, beautiful.

We’re only getting started and it’s going to be beautiful.

Everyone knows how important beauty is to me

It’s no accident I’m so involved with beauty, it’s my brand

Being surrounded by beauty makes me feel great

I deserve it

Beauty rewards people for all their hard work

It can help you rise to higher levels, elevate your understanding

Ways you can bring beauty into your life:

Go out and buy it

Approach it yourself

Others introduce you to it or help you get it.

I’m automatically attracted to beautiful

I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet, just kiss, I don’t even wait

When you have beauty in your life

It can make everything better.



It got a bunch of cool people retweeting it and even a bit of media (hi Brad!), which is nice because it grew out of a very long and arduous news-game project that was, in the end, as disastrous as Hillary’s poll results in the Rust Belt.

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  1. December 1, 2016

    Really. Interesting

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